Probably the most chill and carefree character on the show, drunk most of the time, yelling a lot even though he really didn’t have any problems. Well, until that time he drank too much and got killed by a boar. Really sad because he still can’t afford to buy Khaleesi’s love. Though he technically still hasn’t really actually done anything since escaping Winterfell with Sansa a million years ago. His post-castration redemption arc has been pretty good. It feels like that’s all I should put here.
Melisandre put a leech on his penis one time. Got fridged for the sake of Daenerys’ character arc. Not the most decisive king, either before or after he had sex. Remember that time the cake was too dry and it made his eyes bug out and his face turn purple and he spit foamy red drool everywhere? Hilarious.ĭid what she needed to survive, until it turned out doing what she needed to do to survive (hooking up with Tywin Lannister) got her killed. Wait, how did Mark Twain die? This analogy may not track all the way but whatever. The Mark Twain of the show, giving his kids a bunch of advice that wasn’t actually useful before he got murdered. Was a hot blond dude, but now (after a casting change) is just a regularly attractive brown-haired dude who was banished from Dany’s bed because who cares about love anyway? If he shows up in season 8 I’ll bump him up much higher because he actually was pretty good. He’s like the Count Dooku of this show, acting like he’s working for himself though he’s really just a pawn who probably will get his head cut off by young Darth Vader. I’m from Alabama, so I was extremely not pulling for him.įailed to become pretty enough to be the new Jon Snow. Rewatching those early seasons knowing that’s gonna happen exposes Robb for the lame dude he really is.īasically a stodgy, moralistic Southern Baptist minister. The Red Wedding was a coming of age for viewers of the show. Who? (I feel bad for this joke after season 6, but I’m going to leave it) So here’s 52 major characters ranked instead.Ī total jackass, Viserys had maybe the best death in the whole series: having molten gold dumped on his head.
#Game of thrones character list book full#
But even with quarantine still in full swing - or at least my quarantine is, since I’m lucky enough to have a job that doesn’t require me to leave my apartment - I don’t have time for all that. If I had an unlimited amount of time, I’d rank every single person who ever had a speaking part over the course of the show’s eight seasons. “Game of Thrones” has a lot of characters.
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